Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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