you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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