Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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