oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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