Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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