How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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