I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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