If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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