maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My life is pants optional.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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