my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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