i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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