Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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