love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
