I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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