i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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