There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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