I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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