YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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