no. you can't hotbox the world.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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