4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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