I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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