did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
