god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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