glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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