honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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