Kiss
Puke
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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