ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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