if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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