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I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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