Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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