My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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