I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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