"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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