no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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