Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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