i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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