The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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