I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Dignity is for republicans.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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