Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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