Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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