May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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