That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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