I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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