So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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