i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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