On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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