So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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