Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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