redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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