Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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