gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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