yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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