does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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