Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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