Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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