i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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