It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
the liver wants what the liver wants
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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