Why are handjobs necessary in class?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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